THE PINNACLE OF PHYSICAL AND MENTAL MIDDLE-AWARENESS; I AM A प्रेत (Hungry Ghost) LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY UNITED STATES. I HOLD EXTREMELY IMPORTANT VALUES, WHICH I DO NOT LIVE BY IN ANY SENSE:

• EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME: I AM GUIDING OTHERS TO SLOTH AND POST-RESOLUTIONARY THINKING AS A "MALE" WITH A "PENIS"
• ON MAXIMALISM IN MOST APPLICATIONS (ESPECIALLY IN WEB DESIGN!)
• ON SELF-ABSORPTION THAT IS NOT OVERPOWERINGLY DEVOID OF COMPASSION FOR OTHERS AND DOES NOT PRODUCE AN IMMODERATE EGO... (pout) ESPECIALLY WITHIN THE REALM OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSION (RIGHT?) (you just can't say no to that face)
• SIMULTANEOUSLY, ON THE EXTREME CRAVING OF INDIVIDUALISTIC (ballsack) THROUGH MATERIAL (ballsack) THAT ONLY CONTRIBUTES FURTHER TO AN UNHEALTHY (ballsack)
• THE HEALING POWER(A) OF GABBER(A)
• KARMICALLY VIOLATING THE MIDDLE PATH BY IN EQUAL PARTS PRACTICING EXTREME DEPRIVATION AND INDULGENCE ON ANY GIVEN OCCASION
• NURSING THE SUPER CYBER EGO UNTIL EVERYONE GIVES ME THEIR MONEY